1. " I tried to kill myself with a lady Bic a pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip. It took me forever just to get through my skin."
2. "A family member dies, and you insult me, what the hhhell is the matter with you anyway?!?"
3. "Look how big this is. You want me to inject this into my heart?!? ARE YOU F'ING NUTS!?!"
4. "It's just, the last time this was here it was being signed."
5. "You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard, how marvelous."