A Few Quick Quotes

Here's a few quick ones.

1. "I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist."
2. "Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!" (this one isnt so quick, but it is awesome so meh)
3. "I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
4. "I don't care who you are back in the world. You give our position one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet . . . leave you here."
5. "This guy will kill you to death inside a three rounds!"